OK, it's about time we had another 'list of things that are important to you but of almost no interest to people who don't know you' thread, I think.
Also it's a Friday, so why not?

Warning, some may be included in the following lists.

Top 3 albums of all time:

1 Talking Heads, Remain in Light
2 Adam Ant, Dirk Wears White Sox
3 Aimee Mann, Bachelor No. 2

Top 3 War Films of all time :

1 Where Eagles Dare
2 Platoon
3 Apocolypse Now

Top 3 cheeses of all time :

1 Cheddar
2 Wenslydale
3 Mozzerella

Top 3 bitter songs about relationships of all time :

1 Call and Answer, Barenaked Ladies
2 I Was Wrong, Sisters of Mercy
3 Half of Everything, Lloyd Cole

Top 3 herbs of all time :

1 Basil
2 Thyme
3 Bananas

Top 3 Hairstyles of all time :

1 Crew cut
2 Bob
3 Layered Razor cut

Top 3 Smileys of all time

1
2
3

All lists subject to change...except the cheese one, which is obviously completely correct for all people everywhere.

Top 3 Posts

1. That one Woz did where he linked the word hyperbole.
2. Random Bob Post 1
3. This post

Top 3 Motorways

1. M55
2. M6
3. M1

Top 3 Inventions that Changed the World for the Better

1. Printing Press
2. Penicillin
3. Blow jobs

Top 3 Inventions that Changed the World for the Worse

1. Internal Combustion Engine
2. Women's Lib
3. Dale Winton

Top 3 Words Beginning with the Letters SM

1. Smock
2. Smack
3. Smash

Top 3 People called Scott

1. Scott Anderson
2. Scott of the Antartic
3. Scotty

Top 3 Things I Should Be Doing Right Now Other Than Dump My Creative Juices All Over This Forum

1. Preparing for that big system upgrade I have to do next month
2. Learning how to program Triggers in Sql 2000
3. Harrassing Woz to send back my kid's clothes

Top 3 albums:

1. SMiLE (Brian Wilson)
2. Tumbleweed Connection (Elton John)
3. Rubber Soul (The Beatles)

Top 3 pubs in the country:

1. The Philharmonic Pub, Liverpool
2. The Fox, Shoreditch, London
3. The Llandogger Trow, Bristol

Top 3 ways to kill time at work:

1. Browsing DVF forums
2. Coming up with top 3 lists
3. Ogling fit new girl from Epsom who's started work today

Top 3 reasons I should stop this list:

1. I don't really have anything more interesting to say
2. I should be working
3. I might say something I regret as I had 3 pints bought for me in the White Hart in Liverpool St. at lunchtime and I feel a bit squiffy.

Top 3 Movie Monkies :

1 Cheeta
2 Clyde
3 King Kong

Top 3 SMTPTOGO's Avatars :

1 The one with the Alien Chestburster
2 The one that split open to reveal Woz
3 The one with picture of a dog

Top 1 abuses of admin privileges :

1 Sput moving Bob and Woz's abusive thread into the server forum before they got to the punch-line

Top 3 job related benefits :

1 Office job : shaking the tipp-ex bottle 'till the ball breaks free
2 Postie : the whistling
3 Dictator : having total bloody revenge on all your enemies

Top 3 ways causes of death for witches :

1 Burning
2 Drowning by ducking stool
3 Critical broomstick failure

Top 3 finishing moves during porn movies :

1 on the face
2 on the back of the arse
3 into a hanky furtively, in front of the telly

Top 3 famous namesakes of -=DVF=-

1 Janet Leigh
2 Bob Hoskins
3 Vivien Leigh

Top 3 questions that still need answering :

1 Is there any other intelligent life out there
2 Is humanity adversly affecting the climatic changes on Earth
3 Leigh is a girls name, right?

Top 3 film revelations :

1 It's possible to wear really big pants and become a sex icon (The 7 Year Itch)
2 Monkies don't like bi-planes
3 Sometimes, women look better with a bit of meat on them (Bridget Jones' Diary)

Top 3 noises made by vehicles in a motion picture :

1 ner ner ner ner ner ner
2 Boommm!
3 eeeeeeerrrk

Top 3 clouds :

1 The one that looks a bit like an elephant
2 Cumulonimbus
3 Menacing grey ones, tinged with sunset orange at the bottom

Top 3 artists who I can think of right now :

1 Edward Hopper
2 Salvador Dali
3 Bill Sienkiewicz

Top 3 artists who people mistakenly claim are their favourite purely because they've not been exposed to enough art :

1 Monet
2 Van Gough
3 Constable

Top 3 menacing lines :

1 Are you lookin' at me?
2 Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
3 I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!

Top 3 Spoilers :

1 The bit in ****** where **** drops *** ***
2 The end scene in ** **** **** where **** ******* *****!
3 In *** ****** **** 'she' turns out to be a ***-** **********

Top 3 band names that make no sense but are still cool somehow :

1 The Jesus and Mary Chain
2 The Dandy Worhols
3 The Flaming Lips

Top 3 Blues singers who's names mean they wouldn't have succeeded in another career :

1 Muddy Waters
2 Elmore James
3 Howlin' Wolf

Top 3 brutal things to wish on your enemies :

1 To be boiled in the blood of their relatives
2 To have red ants poured into their lungs
3 To be hanged by their own intestines

Top 3 words that mean soft, while also giving the impression of softness :

1 Pillow
2 marshmallow
3 downy

Top 3 professions for stroppy goth teenage girls :

1 on the checkout
2 in the chippy
3 art student

Top 3 words that are inherently funny :

1 Cabbage
2 Trousers
3 balloon

Top 3 lines from Seinfeld :

1 I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it.
2 No soup for you!
3 Get out!

Top 3 People Who Have Gone Down in My Estimation in the Last 2 hours

1. Night Wing/Joe King
2. Boris Johnson
3. SM

Top 3 People Who Have Gone Up In my Estimation in the Last 2 Hours

1. Woz
2. InnerCitySumo
3. Anyone who can program triggers in SQL 2000

Top 3 misspellings of Morning

1. Mourning
2. Mooring
3. Mooning

Top 3 Misconceptions About My Job in IT

1. I can fix anything that's wrong with your PC over the phone and I don't even need to know what the error message said
2. I work for free at the weekends for friends and family
3. I know how to utilise and diagnose problems with every software package in the marketplace

Top 3 Tyre sizes

1. 165x13
2. 175x14
3. 155x12

Top 3 Places in Wales

1. Caernarvon
2. Cardiff
3. Nebo

Top 3 Things You Shouldn't Put In The Bath With You :

1. The TV
2. The Shower
3. More Water Than It Can Hold


Top 3 Colours On A Black And WHite Tv
1. Black
2. White
3. Fuzz

Top 3 Odd Questions To Randomly Ask Girls

1. How Big Are Your Hands
2. How Tall Are you Really
3. Why cant You Pee standing Up, Its not That Hard

Top 2 Films u Cant remember The Names Of

1. The one with micheal douglas and a bag of uzis complaining in mcdonalds
2. The one with Bruce Lee and the nunchuks

Top 3 gadgets that women will rarely fully appreciate :

1 USB memory sticks
2 digital watches
3 multifunction pocket knives

Top 3 ways to make people feel uncomfortable :

1 Sandpaper their feet
2 Complement them in public
3 Mildly chastise them in public

Top 3 male misconceptions :

1 I bet if I was stranded on a desert island I'd be able to survive fine
2 I'll eventually find it without stopping to ask
3 Give me a gun and I'd show them what's for