Pagan Once got drunk with Kenny Baker (R2D2), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), Mark Austin (Boba Fett) in a hotel bar in florida.

1000 Badgers Once appeared on Boon.

1000 Badgers Dad once travelled to the BBC pebble mill at one studios, singing on the back of a lorry dressed as elvis.

Rascal?




AAHAHahahahahahahahaaa sorry...

That lowering sound u can hear is the tone

Who.....

1 - I once appeared on Boon.

2 - handed my notice in at work after agreeing to a drunken plan where we would go to greece, buy a bicycle with an icebox, put some fat tyres on it & sell cocktails riding up & down the beaches....... no one else went.

3 - I can fit 3 full size refresher sweets under my foreskin.

4 - Fell asleep at a party & woke up to a rather odd sensation,,, so I asked the bloke who'd appeared there to kindly remove my knob from his mouth.

5 - I don't drink alcohol as I don't like the taste.

6 - My dad once travelled to the BBC pebble mill at one studios, singing on the back of a lorry dressed as elvis.

7 - I have a lump in the middle of my lip after falling through the steps of a slide while climbing up them. ( most of these involve stupid personal injury dont they)

8 - I reckon I had an out of body experience as a kid after collapsing in marks and sparks and subsequently aving a kidney removed saw myself in the ambulance from above the roof of the ambulance (could of been the drugs they pumped me full of)

9 - I used to be a club singer

10 - played guitar in a band that was asked to be part of support for an "East 17" tour ...we told them to f**k off

11 - I called Timmy Mallet a cunt when I saw him on Clapham common playing croquet when i was about 12

12 - Once ripped open their nutsack after cleverly balancing on a set of railings when a kid.

13 - I got smacked in the head buy a length of skip lorry chain when I was a kid, it swung round the corner of the road i was standing on, gravity did the rest and it sung out and conked me square in the face

14 - lost $3500 in a casino in one night playing a game i didn't know the rules to.

15 - saw my irish dad carted off my gun toting police on a holiday to Gibralter as his Irish passport aroused suspicion as we arrived a year to the day of the IRA shootings on the Island.

16 - Survived a 70 mph head on crash in a triumph acclaim.

17 - I used to run a mobile disco.

18 - I've played cs once since we got the new server.*

19 - spent my stag-weekend dressed as Batman wandering around Amsterdam (my brother was Robin). Funny thing was we didn't get that many funny looks

20 - Who threw our toys out of the pram at the place we used to work after getting investigated for email abuse and being accused of wasting 4 hours a day working, the subsequent audit of the office found that the only people up to date with work was us two and the other 5 people involved.

21 - I coloured myself in green with felt tip pens (cock and balls included) when I was 5 to look like the incredible hulk, and had to spend the rest of the day in the bath.

22 - Got really drunk & undressed completely in my living room,,, oblivious to the fact my flatmate was having a party & there were about 15 people there.

23 - appeared on Blockbusters when I was 17 (and lost )

24 - once spent a birthday in prison in a foreign land.

25 - After watching superman when I was a small child I jumped from some stairs believing I could fly, I broke my leg.

26 - When younger I dropped a breeze (durox) block on my little toe braking it (the toe)

27 - When really young I got a collection of page 3's and stuck them all onto a tree.

are they all you Jamie??

cos the words 'too much' and 'information' spring immediately to mind...

AHAHAH THAT IS AWESOME!!!

I have no idea which ones are which (aside from a few of rascals!!)