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 Post subject: Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:45 am 
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A man goes to the Doctor and says " Doctor, I have a problem, every time I see a Pretty woman I get a spontanious erection"

The Doctor says "no problem I will just prescribe some surgical Y-fronts"

all goes well for a week but then he sees a gorgeous girl in a mini skirt and...



Rip!!!! go the Y-fronts.

So.. Its back to the Doctors


The Doctor says "no problem I will just prescribe some cardboard Y-fronts"

all goes well for Two weeks but then he sees a gorgeous girl in a long skirt which the wind blows up revealing 'Victorias Secret' and...



Pop!!!! go the Y-fronts.

So.. Its back to the Doctors


The Doctor says "no problem I will just prescribe some Plastic Y-fronts"

all goes well for a month but then he sees a gorgeous girl in a bikini and...



Crack!!!! go the Y-fronts.

So.. Its back to the Doctors



The Doctor says "no problem I will just prescribe some cast iron Y-fronts"

all goes well for a year but then he is walking down a street of houses and a door opens and the lady of the house bends down to pick up the milk andher robe falls open revealing she has just got out of the shower and...



Bang!!!! go the Y-fronts.

So.. next mornings headlines read...




WOMAN KILLED BY FLYING SHRAPNEL, MAN ESCAPES ON POGO STICK.

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