just quick nit picking....
rehab as far as i know they are the knights who say "Ni"
...please feel free to correct if I'm wrong though
(i demand proof if that is the case
)
oh and
Head Knight : Ni!
Knights : Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur : Who are you?
Head Knight : We are the Knights who say...Ni!
Knights : Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur : No! Not the knights who say Ni.
Head Knight : The same.
Bedevere : Who are they?
Head Knight : We are the keepers of the sacred words 'Ni', 'Peng' and 'Neee-wom'!
Knights : Knee-wom
Arthur : Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
Head Knight : The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice
Arthur : Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Head Knight : Ni!
Knights : Ni! Ni!
Arthur : Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
Head Knight : We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
Arthur : Well, what is it you want?
Head Knight : We want... a shrubbery!
Arthur : A what?
Knights : Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur : Ow! Oh! Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Head Knight : You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive
Arthur : O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery
Head Knight : One that looks nice.
Arthur : Of Course.
Head Knight : And not too expensive.
Arthur : Yes.
just had to slip that in....although its not as good as the chopping down a tree with a herring