Very good

Because I believe in replying in kind here's a joke which isn't funny (though it improves when heard via text-to-speech):



Mr Blobby and Mrs Blobby are in bed.

Mrs Blobby says to Mr Blobby:
"Blob blob blobby blobby blobby blob. Blob blobby blob".

Mr Blobby replies to Mrs Blobby:
"Just f'ing swallow it!"

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior
to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to
her man about her childhood illness.


She informed Jim that she suffered a disease
that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old.


He stated that it was ok because he loved her
soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also
the time for him to open up and admit that he
also had a deformity.


Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a
problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I
hope you could deal with that once we are married."


She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn
to live with your infant-sized penis."


Sandy and Jim got married and they could not
wait for the honeymoon.


Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing,holding one another.


As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began
to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her
to find out what was wrong.


She said,
"You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"


"Yes, it is.....8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"