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| Author: | John Dee [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Time for a joke |
| Author: | Thaedius [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:38 pm ] |
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| Author: | Me Too [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:38 pm ] |
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Very good 
Because I believe in replying in kind here's a joke which isn't funny (though it improves when heard via text-to-speech): Mr Blobby and Mrs Blobby are in bed. Mrs Blobby says to Mr Blobby: "Blob blob blobby blobby blobby blob. Blob blobby blob". Mr Blobby replies to Mrs Blobby: "Just f'ing swallow it!" |
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| Author: | John Dee [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:46 am ] |
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing,holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is.....8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!" |
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