Never take you mrs on holiday, put MTV on in the villa while shes making you a lovely meal... then drunkly make a minxy cat miaow noise at a half naked Britney Spears in the toxic video.
Surprisingly it goes down like a lead shit.
Things that we should never do
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1000 Badgers
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never listen to ppl that warn welcome you to the clan and end the msg with watch out for dimmy
never make just one slice of toast as ull require six by the end of the level
never assume that the team mate behind u will follow you to the bomb site .
never make a cup of tea its just rude
never answer the question " will i throw this out or do you want it " with a " yes "
never allow ppl to have your passwords .
never put somthing in a safe place so you can get it later
never make just one slice of toast as ull require six by the end of the level
never assume that the team mate behind u will follow you to the bomb site .
never make a cup of tea its just rude
never answer the question " will i throw this out or do you want it " with a " yes "
never allow ppl to have your passwords .
never put somthing in a safe place so you can get it later
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Worked for me - I got the amazing revelation that my girlfriend thinks she's sexy too - and wanted to see her dance naked.1000 Badgers wrote: make a minxy cat miaow noise at a half naked Britney Spears in the toxic video.
Surprisingly it goes down like a lead shit.
Oh the joy of bringing that up as her "curious" stage at every single social occasion , will never wear off.
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Never cause a scene & call the restaurant manager a "cocky shite" and refer to his patrons as "pikeys". Especially if the food is good and you may want to go back.
Never *think* its safe to fart in the bed when youve got the squits and the GF is behind you.
NEVER confuse your dads mates leg with your GF's under the table at christmas.
Never think youve got money to spend because you just cleared your debts with a loan(again).
Never joke with your GF's dad about how much money he lost in the divorce. "Balloon" "Down" "Lead" "Like a"
Never *think* its safe to fart in the bed when youve got the squits and the GF is behind you.
NEVER confuse your dads mates leg with your GF's under the table at christmas.
Never think youve got money to spend because you just cleared your debts with a loan(again).
Never joke with your GF's dad about how much money he lost in the divorce. "Balloon" "Down" "Lead" "Like a"
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Ain't that the truth, Just came too after 3 days of feeling the roughest I have ever felt, was actually able to ring my t shirt out I was sleeping in due to sweating. Mental dreams, ears are giving me no end of gip, and hardcore painkillers are having very little effect. Although now I just feel like crap rather than feeling like death.Bob_The_Engineer wrote:Never ignore a cough you have for 2 weeks until it turns into a chest infection and you end up not being able to breathe and are on antibiotics.
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Never try to surf down stairs
Never try to surf down stairs with a 90 turn in after trying to surf down some normal stairs
Never throw darts at a dart board lent on a raditor
Never try to surf down stairs with a 90 turn in after trying to surf down some normal stairs
Never throw darts at a dart board lent on a raditor
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Dimmy: Im not angry or confused, im just working out which to do, wait, then go downstairs and get some food or go downstairs and get some food now
Swifty: What about leaning over the table, slapping phil,going downstairs and getting some food
Dimmy: This is an interesting possibility [/quote]
Dimmy: Im not angry or confused, im just working out which to do, wait, then go downstairs and get some food or go downstairs and get some food now
Swifty: What about leaning over the table, slapping phil,going downstairs and getting some food
Dimmy: This is an interesting possibility [/quote]
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