Why I Fired My Secretary....

Post by **JiBeRjAbEr** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:36 pm

This has helped me get thru Monday....

Two weeks ago was my 27th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.

I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Debbie said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Debbie knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable".

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

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And I just sat there.....

on the couch.....

naked.

Little Funk · Post by **Little Funk** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:40 pm

Escapologist · Post by **Escapologist** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:41 pm

Post by sm » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:45 pm

Blade! · Post by **Blade!** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:54 pm

Are you being serious here.

If so:

Meh.

If not:

Pwned.

Escapologist · Post by **Escapologist** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:58 pm

Thanks for your vital contribution Sam

And did this actually happen to you or is it another one of these internet stories?

Post by **JiBeRjAbEr** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:17 pm

Blade! wrote:Are you being serious here.

If so:

Meh.

If not:

Pwned.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:11 pm

JiBeRjAbEr wrote:
Blade! wrote:Are you being serious here.

If so:

Meh.

If not:

Pwned.

i would guess it was not about jiberjaber

Blade! · Post by **Blade!** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:51 pm

Indeed ,but I like to be different.

>_>

<_<

Post by **Rascal** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:07 pm

Blade! · Post by **Blade!** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:18 pm

Slack.>_>

Post by **JiBeRjAbEr** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:30 pm

Rascal wrote:

Blade! · Post by **Blade!** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:54 pm

Slack.>_>

Post by **Woz** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:00 am

Come on though Jibs, did this actually happen to you?
I wouldn't be surprised, I hear it's quite common.

dysfunction · Post by **dysfunction** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:10 am

Q: What was unusual about Michael Jackson only dangling the child off the balcony?
A: He usually tosses them off

Q:What's better than grease on Olivia Newton John ?
A:Come on Eileen

Q:What goes 'OOooooo' ?
A:a cow with no lips

Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A:One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q:How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A:When the big hand touches the little hand

Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A:The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

Q: What goes: "Mark, Mark"?
A: A dog with a hair lip

Post by **JiBeRjAbEr** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:06 am

Woz wrote:Come on though Jibs, did this actually happen to you?
I wouldn't be surprised, I hear it's quite common.

Ahhh...OK I'm rumblled it was me, I fired her on Tuesday last week.....

Phil40k · Post by **Phil40k** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:41 pm

What the Diff Between Michael jackson and a carrier bag?

One's plastic and is harmful to children and the other carries your shopping

Everyone was doing it, i just wanted to be popular

And to the story: Teehehehehehehe

Post by **KillJoy** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:08 pm

Pick on jacko day eh... well

The beckhams invited michael jackson to go for a sail on their yacht, jacko was thrilled - he cant wait to come on their cruz