Ninja or Pirate?

Post by **Bob_The_Engineer** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:27 am

Who would win?

AG40k · Post by **AG40k** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:18 pm

despite all the "yarrrrrr"s a pirate can make a ninja will silt his throat silently from behind.

Foxtrot_Uniform · Post by **Foxtrot_Uniform** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:22 pm

cannons > throwing stars

John Dee · Post by **John Dee** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:44 pm

Ninja's are very bad sailors and are crap at head on fighting.

AG40k · Post by **AG40k** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:09 pm

John Dee wrote:Ninja's are very bad sailors and are crap at head on fighting.

really? think of all that training, martial arts, pyrotechincs and assorted skills, much better then just swining a cutlas around in an angery fashion.
besides, a canon ball isnt goignto hit one ninja, those things arent noted for being fast firing or accurate.

Post by **jamie** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:28 pm

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.do ... issile.wmv

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:22 pm

why settle for one...when you can have Chris The Ninja Pirate!

and pirates!!!....he'd just shiver his timbers...

Post by **Thaedius** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:47 pm

jamie wrote:http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/magicmissile.wmv

OMG

Post by **Woz** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:53 pm

If I was to open a Pirate School, the first thing I would teach people would be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

dark_wulf · Post by **dark_wulf** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:16 pm

Thaedius wrote:
jamie wrote:http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/magicmissile.wmv

OMG

Pffft. Staged. The cops aren't stupid enough to shoot him and especially not on camera, "metal armour" or not. Now if they chased him and beat him up, that would be far more likely to be real

John Dee · Post by **John Dee** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:08 am

On land the ninja's are better than the pirates, BUT you only find pirates at sea whare the ninja's in there crap ships can be killed with ease.
Ninja's cant fight when there ships on fire and on the open sea and the pirates are harhrring them from afar.

Assassin · Post by **Assassin** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:12 am

jamie wrote:http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/magicmissile.wmv

Solidus · Post by **Solidus** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:49 am

lol yeah i know, almost better than leeroy vid

and yes i see the time but im off to wales tomo...today

Elexes · Post by **Elexes** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:29 am

John Dee wrote:On land the ninja's are better than the pirates, BUT you only find pirates at sea whare the ninja's in there crap ships can be killed with ease.
Ninja's cant fight when there ships on fire and on the open sea and the pirates are harhrring them from afar.

id have to disagree

pls look twords the books in your local libary on gangeious kann (sp)majour military defeats

this proves how a small number of ninja's/sam held off a invasion force

Post by **Woz** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:26 am

Elexes wrote:
John Dee wrote:On land the ninja's are better than the pirates, BUT you only find pirates at sea whare the ninja's in there crap ships can be killed with ease.
Ninja's cant fight when there ships on fire and on the open sea and the pirates are harhrring them from afar.
id have to disagree

pls look twords the books in your local libary on gangeious kann (sp)majour military defeats

this proves how a small number of ninja's/sam held off a invasion force

What a load of tosh - all ninjas do is flip out and kill people. Pirates get loads of gold which they bury on deserted islands for people to find in books and they can have canons and stuff but not the camera sort - the ones that fire the balls incidentally did you know that the phrase 'freeze the balls off a brass monkey' comes from pirates? It does, they had brass monkeys on deck to hold onto all their balls so that they were to hand for shooting at all the ninjas but all the ninjas ever did was flip out which is no good at all against ships how the hell can you flip out on a boat anyway? You'd fall out for a start. I've got a new house.

Post by sm » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:37 am

woz wrote:What a load of tosh - all ninjas do is flip out and kill people.

How many people are going to get that reference.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:00 am

Woz wrote:
Elexes wrote:
John Dee wrote:On land the ninja's are better than the pirates, BUT you only find pirates at sea whare the ninja's in there crap ships can be killed with ease.
Ninja's cant fight when there ships on fire and on the open sea and the pirates are harhrring them from afar.
id have to disagree

pls look twords the books in your local libary on gangeious kann (sp)majour military defeats

this proves how a small number of ninja's/sam held off a invasion force
What a load of tosh - all ninjas do is flip out and kill people. Pirates get loads of gold which they bury on deserted islands for people to find in books and they can have canons and stuff but not the camera sort - the ones that fire the balls incidentally did you know that the phrase 'freeze the balls off a brass monkey' comes from pirates? It does, they had brass monkeys on deck to hold onto all their balls so that they were to hand for shooting at all the ninjas but all the ninjas ever did was flip out which is no good at all against ships how the hell can you flip out on a boat anyway? You'd fall out for a start. I've got a new house.

dysfunction · Post by **dysfunction** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:46 am

A ninja would use a stealth boat board the pirate ship and slit all their throats and be home for breakfast.

...pirates wouldnt stand a chance.

Post by sm » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:50 am

Are these 'theoretical' pirates cursed?

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:08 am

what weather conditions?