Things that we should never do

[-=Alex=-]

Compile a list of a daft thing that you have done that should never be done

I'll start off with :-

Never put your DVD remote in the wash by accident

Please Note: Keep it sensible

[Barracuda]

Never use the Joint account for betting!

[Barracuda]

Never let your mrs log into DVF forum and see any plans you have made

[Barracuda]

I have another:

Don't quite your job and hide the fact from the mrs, pretending to leave the house etc, you'll get found out even if it is after 2 weeks!




I ma sure I will have some more!

[Bullet]

I have another:

Don't quite your job and hide the fact from the mrs, pretending to leave the house etc, you'll get found out even if it is after 2 weeks!




I ma sure I will have some more!

Don't forget how to spell the word, "Quit". (Sorry I'm tired and that is the first thing i picked up on. )

[Rawk]

Run around a corner with a grenade in your hand.

I still never learn tho.

[Mackey]

Never leave an upturned plug on the floor when you are late for work, which promptly gets stood on while running to get ready, which then sinks right into the sole of your foot and due to the momentum of running makes the wound even larger.
Then have to sit in the hospital for 4 hours where there major concern is that your not bleeding on the floor and when they finally do see you remake "oh look at that if we had treated you straight away it would of been easy to clean out and treat but now the blood has congealed and now is going to hurt like a son of a bitch

Also never get very drunk while on holiday removing ones shoes then lay on a nice putting green remarking that this is fucking lovely grass very loudly which leads to the police being called and through the alcohol fuelled haze recalling the one thing your dad said before you set off "I don't care what you do just don't get arrested cause I am not bailing you out" and in the haste to run putting your shoes on the wrong feet ending in a rather graceful trip through the air and ripping all the skin off your knee and then limp around at 3 in the morning with blood running down your leg

Also don't try to separate frozen beef burgers with a knife

[Mackey]

Also don't leave your car on an incline with the handbrake off and not in gear

[Night wing / joe king]

try to break a 6 and half foot fall over a banister with your face.

ring in sick to work, then drive through your place of work minutes later.

[Mackey]

Don't shout very loudly in a resturant "I HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT OF BETTER PLACES THEN THIS"

EDIT: Oh and never poor used cooking oil on someones elses favourite plant

[Seal1]

Never leave your work collegues with your email password not long after drawing on thier face at work whilst they were sleeping and allowing them to work for an hour with wiskers.

Revenge becomes sweet for them

[Seal1]

Never tell your girlfriend that you had a w**k while she went for a shower instead of having s*x with her

[Escapologist]

Never pick up a live lawn mower cable thinking it isn't live, plus it is supplied by the mains.

[MrsWintermute]

Never hold your friends guitar by the strap, especially when he's on his way to a gig.

[KillJoy]

never send a nasty msn message to the wrong person

never tell a lie to your friends in front of kids, they always say "no you din't!"

[Sander]

Never drive your car when you're really sick, it's almost the same as being drunk

[Solidus]

Never let your dozy scattish loved up female friend write your valentine card so the other person doesnt recognise thus resulting in the worst literature ever in your name.

Also never run in the playground where there is bark fencing surrounding the climbing frames thus falling over and having 23 stones removed from your head.

[out4zero]

Never ever try to change the plug on a hairdryer using the sharpest knife in the house two consecutive Boxing Days running er......

[MrsWintermute]

Never try to touch the bars of an electric fire.


When someone says their dog doesn't like its neck being touched - never try to prove them wrong.


Never say 'sector clear'

[Escapologist]

Never try to jump off the house extension and expect it not to hurt...