Anybody ever masturbate at work?

Post by **DE-G@vnor** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:52 pm

I've got a humdinger like you wouldn't believe - been looking at pictures of Woz.

Has anyone ever cracked one off at work? and is there a website I can use that will take the duration and work out the cost to the company?

AG40k · Post by **AG40k** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:35 pm

i know a mate of mine did it in our college libary, he never lived it down, not that he seemed to mind.

Post by **Woz** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:02 pm

We found some jazz mags concealed on the false roof in the men's bogs at work once. Never found out who owned them. I think they'd not put the tile back in place properly, and someone spotted them.

Post by **DE-G@vnor** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:26 pm

what an excellent idea.

Little Funk · Post by **Little Funk** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:29 pm

Same as AG, someone in my school did it in a Computing class - he'll never forget that mistake.

Post by **Thaedius** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:12 am

My whole day at work is wank.
Is that what you mean

Post by **Bob_The_Engineer** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:21 am

Is it me or have these forums taken a somethingawful.com twist overnight?

Post by **Worm** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:09 pm