stag do location?

Post by **Barracuda** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:56 pm

I am best man at awedding and looking at stag packages, a few are syaing that nottingham has a ratio of 6 - 1 women, is this right?

out4zero · Post by **out4zero** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:58 pm

Darlington has a ratio of 14 to 1 I believe and they're all right slappers according to the press not so long ago I seem to remember....

Post by **Barracuda** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:03 pm

AAAhhhh slappers just what were looking for

masseymo · Post by **masseymo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:39 pm

LOL

W.D.Piss · Post by **W.D.Piss** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:41 pm

6 - 1 Ratio in notts is about right... most of which are student lasses. The last one I ended up with was a slapper though. Be wary (or exited) about any lass who tells you they are from Bulwell, the tatoos should pretty much give them away though.

If your after a club there is pretty much one for every taste in music. There's a couple of strip clubs too (so I'm told !)

I'd recommend it for a night out, especially in the summer.

Push the boat out and go to Prague though, that's what I'm doing in June with my mate who's getting wed... gonna practice a spot of window licking.

Post by **Rascal** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:52 pm

W.D.Piss wrote:6 - 1 Ratio in notts is about right... most of which are student lasses. The last one I ended up with was a slapper though. Be wary (or exited) about any lass who tells you they are from Bulwell, the tatoos should pretty much give them away though.

If your after a club there is pretty much one for every taste in music. There's a couple of strip clubs too (so I'm told !)

I'd recommend it for a night out, especially in the summer.

Push the boat out and go to Prague though, that's what I'm doing in June with my mate who's getting wed... gonna practice a spot of window licking.

AHAHAHA Badgers is originally from Bulwell, I'm with WDP with the price of flight's now a days Prague, Amsterdam , even Dublin. I'd rather have my stag do in one of these place's than .....Darlo.

Little Funk · Post by **Little Funk** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:29 pm

W.D.Piss wrote:6 - 1 Ratio in notts is about right... most of which are student lasses. The last one I ended up with was a slapper though. Be wary (or exited) about any lass who tells you they are from Bulwell, the tatoos should pretty much give them away though.

lol DO be wary indeed

Post by **Barracuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:13 pm

Yeah want to go to prague can get a 2 night package with 10 pints for each person for 110 quid each but flights not included, but the package is really good lap dancing clubs etc all vip entry no Q's etc etc, let me know if u want the info dragon, but the groom and other guests dont want to pay for 130 quid really, still waiting on cost fogures from them tbh, but it looks like either nots or brighton with a bus thingy with other hens on board!!!!!!

W.D.Piss · Post by **W.D.Piss** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:43 pm

Barracuda wrote:nots or brighton with a bus thingy with other hens on board!!!!!!

Is brighton not the gay capitel of the UK ..... ? or do I listent to too much media

Nothing against 'gays' of course... sure it's a lovely doily appreciating place.

If your thinking coastal then I'd go for blackpool, but I guess that's a little too local too ya.

Torq... mmm how do u spell it .. Torquay is nice...

Oh and yes would appreciate the info Barra, planning a long weekend thu to mon so a price comparison would be good.

Post by **Barracuda** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:52 pm

I will send you some links, there are some good packages depends what your after, paintballing is very popular, but not on a stag do for me, like to do that all year round! (not that i get the chance, or $$$ to).

I will PM u some links.

Post by **1000 Badgers** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:54 pm

AHAHAhahahaha

BULWELL RULES!!!!

Yeah... best off staying away from Bulwell women unless you're handy with a knife... well... if you want to survive foreplay at least.

I lived in Bulwell for 18 years...

W.D.Piss · Post by **W.D.Piss** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:57 pm

Ta, and should you opt for notts I'll give you a pub guide.... there's a travel inn in the centre of town as well and I believe they charge £48 a night should money play a part in your decision.

W.D.Piss · Post by **W.D.Piss** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:16 pm

1000 Badgers wrote:AHAHAhahahaha

BULWELL RULES!!!!

Yeah... best off staying away from Bulwell women unless you're handy with a knife... well... if you want to survive foreplay at least.

I lived in Bulwell for 18 years...

Got 2 memories of bulwell.

1. with pregnant missus, innocently walking around the market place eating chippy only to be confronted with 'thug' accusing the missus of bumping in to him.... she was preggars, with LDWaz so we are a little cautious, but he continues to act twat. I stop being cautious and turn to protective mode, emptied plate of pukka pie, gravy (very hot) and chips into face and went on to beat the living sh... out of him.....

Got arrested, public place and all that. Charges dropped, still got comm service for public disorder.

2. Pulled this lass, recently... I was a little worse for ware but thought it was a good idea to take her home.... during the taxi back I realise that I did not visit the urinal vending god. So once we are back at my place, settled, yet incredibly drunk I tell her that 1, I'm far to pissed to do myself any justice, and 2 I have not got anything.

Who amongst the people reading this has watched Sport Billy ?

She had everything, lubricants, sheafs, dildo in the smallest hand bag you could imagine

We exchanged goodbye's in the morning (not one to look a gift horse in the mouth)....she continued to text me, i'd forgotten I had given her my number..... guess where she was from ?

Hate it when they hide their tatoos.

Little Funk · Post by **Little Funk** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:21 pm

I think Dragon has said enough there to end the topic of Bulwell girls

Seal1 · Post by **Seal1** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:55 pm

I am in the mood to pay notts a visit right this minute, pitty its miles away.

come down to southampton, loads of student pubs but yet only 2 decent night clubs to go to in town. I just drove 3 miles into town to get my end ... but there was a massive cue. Lookedlike everyother guy in town had gotten their first!!

So now i am sobre and dry!

Post by **MrsWintermute** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:08 pm

W.D.Piss wrote:Push the boat out and go to Prague though, that's what I'm doing in June with my mate who's getting wed... gonna practice a spot of window licking.

Winter's off to Prague first weekend in June on a stag weekend. Last count there was over 20 of them going so best to avoid that weekend

He's also going to North Wales in July on another stag weekend, where they are going hovercrafting and coasteering - which sounds like fun!

Post by **Wintermute** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:45 pm

W.D.Piss wrote:...Push the boat out and go to Prague though, that's what I'm doing in June with my mate who's getting wed... gonna practice a spot of window licking.

Yep, I'll be there June 3rd - 6th with my mates for a stag-do.
I'm best man and we're trying to get a gimp suit for the groom (Bob ruined mine

).
...just so you know who to look out for

Elexes · Post by **Elexes** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:47 am

Galway !

Turkey Finger · Post by **Turkey Finger** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:05 am

Elexes wrote:Galway !

Good flute player.

Post by **DE-G@vnor** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:52 pm

Come to the Toon, every F**er else does for their stag's to ruin my bloody night :/