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Never throw potatoes at glass doors

Never rest on the weak fence surrounding an icy cold pond...

Never tell your mother/mother-in-law that the nut roast was lovely when it isn't, or else you will be served it at every meal for the next year.

on the same note never tell her the herbal tea was nice for the same reason.

(I learned this lesson early on!)

Never feed your dog white chocolate!

Never ask a friend to cut your hair.

Never say never!

Never tell your mrs about a girl you met on the plane over to mexico no matter how innocent it was.

Unlucky Winter

Never pie against an electric fence, yes it does hurt for a while.

Never jump off a cliff when someone tells you to

Never jump into fire when someone tells you to

Never do what anyone asks when they tell you to

Never try running through a fire to find a cess pit on the other side.

Never forget to jump out the way when your friends start stealing and rolling haybails at you and your lass.

Never think the farmer won't have a shotgun when he finds said haybails in the river.

Never try to walk on a thin roof...6 at a time.

Never try have a band practice on said roof.^__^

Never nearly get run over during in lesson times by the head teachers car who is looking for skivers.

Never eat fairy liquid with pringles ( I learned that one well )

Never tell your sister where you hide your vodka.

Never let your friends sit quietly in your room while you phone your lass to tell her you decided to spend the day alone.

Never let your friend steal another friends mobile and text that persons grandmar ,ex-girlfriend and dad saying that you want sex.

Never try stealing the band's lead singer's shoes and throwing them in the pit as your'll get a swift kick to the face by from the guitarist near by.

Never claim to be able to fly.

Never give people lessons on how to break someones neck ,as they often wish to try it soon after.

Never admit to what your councilor tells you she thinks ( even if it's right ) because then she just assumes she is always correct from that point onwards.

Never insult a female hormonal teenager who happens to have a crowbar in her hands.

Never try to eat the roach.

Never try to get on a bus with no money or pass.

Never try to buy the pink fethers from thortons.

Never eat anything rubber.

Never let your friend set parts of you on fire at random.Even more so when she has 2 deodrant cans ands aims for your ass and groin.

I was...

MrsWintermute wrote:Never say 'sector clear'

Shouldnt that say 'sector cl.....'

Never press the 'BUY IT NOW' button on Ebay without thinking it through properly.

Never leave a pc n00b of a friend infront of a 'Click Here To Scan For Viruses!!!!!111111' pop-up.

never listen when ppl tell you to press f10 during a game of cs

KillJoy wrote:never listen when ppl tell you to press f10 during a game of cs

I heard about that!


Never trust friends to look after your drink.

Never trust the ct without the kit to defuse especially when he swears he can get it itll just be close