Pub Cricket
Pub Cricket
Has any body played pub cricket... ? very much like pub golf! i am trying to arrange one but am having trouble finalising a few things.
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You need:
* 1 Bunch of lads... preferably on the piss.
* 1 Pub.
* Plenty of women in the pub... munters don't count.
The aim of the game:
* To score runs by copping a feel of birds norks without getting caught out.
The rules:
* A run is classed as a simple brush against a single melon. Any part of the body may touch, but it must be seen by other players to count.
* 2 runs for a brush against both fun bags in one go.
* To score a 4, you must touch one puppy with the palm of your hand.
* To score a 6, you must touch both chebs at the same time, one with each palm.
Any form of retaliation is a catch, thus out. I recommend that you don't get stumped.
That should keep you amused for a night.
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You need:
* 1 Bunch of lads... preferably on the piss.
* 1 Pub.
* Plenty of women in the pub... munters don't count.
The aim of the game:
* To score runs by copping a feel of birds norks without getting caught out.
The rules:
* A run is classed as a simple brush against a single melon. Any part of the body may touch, but it must be seen by other players to count.
* 2 runs for a brush against both fun bags in one go.
* To score a 4, you must touch one puppy with the palm of your hand.
* To score a 6, you must touch both chebs at the same time, one with each palm.
Any form of retaliation is a catch, thus out. I recommend that you don't get stumped.
That should keep you amused for a night.
[size=84]you're never too old to storm a bouncy castle[/size]

